FOR a while I knew what it was like to be Pamela Anderson.
Took a three day course of Dostinex to stop the milk flow coz I was getting Mastitis. Stopping au naturale just wasn't working out.
Then the boobies swelled like balloons on a helium pump gone mad.
Huge. Hard as rock. And oh boy, were they S.O.R.E. I kid you not.
Thing is, people are now telling me I shouldn't have taken the pills coz they make one's boobs super teeny once they deflate.
Sigh. It was good while it lasted...
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